Laurel wreaths all around!

I have two winners (one win per entrant, please) in my impromptu haiku contest! (See comments to post below for all entries.)

First, HarleyQ, with:

No guilt, please, my dear

What use the cilice without

Nude Paul Bettany?

Second, Diva, with:

Boring is a blog

Focused on diapers and poo

Oh wait, that is mine...

Diva also wins for most lyrical:

Stop when the jasmine

Blossoms after the rainfall

And sleep in the grass.

HarleyQ's first entry inspired me to write thusly:

Mmmm….naked Silas
is so very delicious.
Discipline me, Paul!

Prizes TBD _ but rest assured the Nobel committee has been alerted.